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Wow I just finished my series for TVX, it was the best fun ever! Written and directed by Amory Peart who is so far better know for his gay porn which I guess is why the story and styling is SO fab, lol.

The title is ‘The Bionic MILF’

The story is that I used to be a poor sad looking lonely woman until I have a terrible car accident. Surgery is performed but it’s been a little too good and I come out extra specially bionically fantstic! The transformation is amazing. From then on I spend my time helping ordinary people with their sexual problems using my knowledge and my bionic mouth, pussy and arse!

The 4 scenes are:
‘Stag Night’
Some nice chap is having fun with his mates in a club the night before being promised to one woman forever and his last single man wish is to get a good anal fuck. The bionic MILF appears to save the day. Poledancing my way into the club and pushing a poor ordinary woman off that pole and out of the way and offering my bionic arse to his last night of freedom while his friends cheer him on. His lovely fiance appears after he’s come on my arse to thank me for granting his last wish and so enabling them to have a long and happy marriage.

‘Girl Next Door’
What a lovely boy! Young and fit but he really needs a nice girl to have sex with. He needs to take charge but is easily frightened so we play in the park, kicking leaves and laughing like giddy children and gaze into each others eyes before going back to his for some hard pussy sex in the kitchen, on the floor, on the table, with good tit fucking and plenty of positions for him to try …

‘MILF Bar’
Debs and Andy love each other but Andy even after all theses years together still gets a little too excited about Debs. She calls for my help when she doesn’t know who else to turn to. She really needs more than the 5 minutes Andy gives her.
I arrange a meeting with Andy at the MILF Bar for a little chat and invite Debs along dressed to impress and talk him through what to do with his lovely wife, show him how to lick her pussy and let him hard all over her arse.

‘Blow Bang’
Poor Anna! She loves giving blow jobs but puts her man off with her constant gagging. I catch up with her in the gym and gather some guys together to help me with this problem. Giving her good advice and blowjob demos I try to teach her how to blow without choking. We never quite get rid of the problem but the guys didn’t mind half as much as her bloke and end up coming all over her face and making her feel a whole lot better about things!

‘Sub’
This guy has alot of problems. He’s basically a secret pervert, hiding a lot of secrets from his long suffering wife but not very well! I get the call to give him a visit and help him to come to terms with what he enjoys but actually just do any perverted thing to him that I can think of, knowing that he’ll just put up with it! Dressed as a girl and wearing a mask to hide his ugly face I finish with a double ender in my pussy with the other end up his arse making him wank his dick till her comes al over himself.

Most of the scenes were shot at ‘Paradise Spa’ in Dagenham, Essex. A great place and fantastic people, with a special thanks to Billy the owner and Debs and Andy who were also the stars of the ‘MILF Bar’ scene x

And I want to send a big kiss to ‘Andrew Savage’ for my totally bionic hair and make-up. He’s just the best!

“an artistic approach to porn, a pornagraphic approach to art and a porn-artistic approach to religion”

The fabulous Itatian Pornsaints had their 1st exhibition in London and I was a very honoured guest.
It was held at a&d gallery, 51 Chiltern St, London W1U 6LY who are to be applauded for putting on something so risque in the normal world.

It was fabuolus to meet ‘The Porn Pope’ Francesco D’Isa at last
the night was so fun, we admired paintings, smoked in the cold night air, discussed art and sex and art in sex and sex in art…

Later we retired to a funky bar to drink and talk more along with Sarah Berry from ‘Forum’ & Desire’ magazines and other lovely people.

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I recently spent a fabulous day with Janca, I just love her. Amazingly you can work in porn for years and still not get to have fun with some girls who work loads and you wonder how come. I met Janca once before when I shot at her place for Marino but never got my hands on her.  So at last!… lol.

We were booked together for a private shoot for a slave who wanted us to beat him and laugh at his pathetic little cock which we were only too happy to do, lol. Janca is a great girl to be nasty with and we were a great team which when you’re working another girl is the most important thing and means you have so much fun.

I’m not sure if he asked for it but we thought it would be extra nasty to eat each others pussies and give him nothing, haha! I think his silly little dick even got a bit hard, but I guess that he saves it for when he’s alone wanking it with his little fat hand but anyway it meant that we could have some girl fun and I got to tongue her tatsy hole at long last! I could happily work with Janca every day ;0)

These photosets are going to be posted on the site soon with his piggy face rubbed out as I didn’t want to put you all off your dinner and I think the sight of his little dick wriggling around would be bad enough on its own for you to have to look at. Wish we’d hit him harder! Lol.

But you know what guys, if you want some nasty Starr and Janca treatment (without photos of course if you’re shy) just let me know and we’ll see if you’re worthy of buying our time.

Kisses,
Starr x x x

What a wicked weekend. Our friends Nick & Del from ‘Nickelass Productions’ & ‘Don’t Kiss me just fuck me’ had their own mini festival at the weekend at their cool place in the country called ‘Greenstock’. The photo above is the sign made by Lawri, one of their gorgeous daughters. She’s a brilliant artist and is training to be a tattooist.

I liked my little festival outfit and I truly beleive that shorts are the best thing in the rain as legs dry quicker than any fabric and anyway leather shorts are pretty waterproof and the next best thing to nakedness, nice!
There was loads of food, loads of beer and loads of serious metal bands. The bands were local and really really great.

As with all festivals boys get their arses out but we secrectly love that don’t we!

The best thing for me and something I totally love is being in a tent. I love the cosiness, the rain on the roof in the night and the cheeky shagging in it. I think I could live in one but I have to be honest and say that I had two tents. One for a bedroom and one for a dressing room, lol. So I’m kind of a great camper and kind of a camping diva! Haha. This is me getting out of it, looking a bit sneaky. Wonder what I’d been doing in there?!

Oh my fucking God, I love ‘Pornsaints’
This will explain who they are:
Pornsaints is an artistic approach to porn, a pornographic approach to art, a pornoartistic approach to religion.
www.pornsaints.org is a porn website without  sex & nudity, and an art website with porn. We are a community devoted to art and porn.
+ What is a Pornsaints?
“We will call Pornsaint whoever attains sanctity through pornography”

“…the pornsaint dwells in the house of the saints, but got there traveling a different way, and came in knocking at another door. If the saint, in a way, obtained the absolute by clambering up on God (any God), the pornsaint obtained it climbing over man. His way doesn’t go through renouncing the world of man in favor of the world of God, but through the utmost simultaneous participation in opposite aspects of human world…”
(quotes from “Pornsaints - a brief essay about pornography and transcendence” by Francesco the D’ Isa) 

As a pornstar you can apply to have an artwork made of you and of course I did and they said yes! The artist who picked me was David Brown, he’s fantastic.
And here it is and I LOVE IT! It’s not on the porn saints site yet but I’m hoping that one day I’ll be able to buy the original and it’ll be mine all mine, lol. Oow that’s a bit weird, buying yourself! ;0)

Ooo Lala indeed!
I had a pleasure of Miss Lala Devine’s presence at our home for a weekend recently. She is SO sexy I could eat her. Oh I forgot, I did!

Lala is a beautiful black French model and the 1st black beauty I’ve ever worked with!
Her and her cheeky monkey husband were here for the weekend, talking and drinking (until far too far into the night) and shooting content for our websites. We did such fun cool stuff and enjoyed it so much.
The 1st update from this weekend of craziness is going to be us being drunken sluts after a night out, we have a big photo set and film from this. I know a lot of you guys have a thing for drunk girls, naughty, naughty! There’s also some smoking from me. it was hard to remember afterwards that we weren’t really drunk but them I’m always kinda comfortable being a drunken slut! Lol.

Hope you enjoy it guys,
Starr x x

Such a cool day! I was in Birmingham at ‘Amsterdam XXX Experience’ it’s a fantastic sex shop owned by Scott Callaghan, this is us below with Scott looking like my mean master! Nice ;0)

The reason I was there was to sign DVDs for ‘Joybear’ for the film I was in: ‘Private Thoughts’ and to meet fans. The guys I met were as always great, some were a bit shy and others just downright cheeky and one bought me roses! It’s always really good to meet the guys who watch my films, join my site and wank over me in general, it always works for me, lol.
This is me sitting on (I’m sure I should have been behind?!) my signing desk with the poster advertising me, below. Ooow I was so proud of that poster and have one up on my wall.

I was so impressed with the shop, it’s a really big place, bright and welcoming with everything you might want to keep you in the bedroom for a month! It even has a XXX cinema, cool. I tried to be professional and stay in my seat and not wander off and start shopping, haha. The staff are fabulous too, really friendly and fun and they treated me like a princess and made the best tea, love it :0)

So it was a great day and certainly not what I’d call work. I hope to go back and visit soon and also socialise with Scott and his wife who I can’t wait to meet!

If you’re ever in that part of the world, go in, you won’t be disappointed

119-121 Hurst St

Birmingham B5 6SE

See ya all soon,

Starr X X X